Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
is wine microwaveable?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
