ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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