You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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