woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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