It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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