I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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