Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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