Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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