ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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