dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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