So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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