I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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