Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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