Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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