doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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