So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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