WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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