I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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