I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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