Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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