He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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