sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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