So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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