I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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