we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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