that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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