I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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