Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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