i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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