Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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