I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
