Your dad touched me again.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
