It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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