everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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