Dual....:-)
My hand turned me down
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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