Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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