Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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