I will die if light touches me.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
that is very illegal...i love you.
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