life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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