Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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