is this the sara with the beer cane?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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