my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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