I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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