he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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