I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Alive.
So much puke
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
