My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
