YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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