this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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