Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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