Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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