Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
why do cheetos always look like penises
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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