Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
