Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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