Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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